Okay bitch. He is not your boyfriend. He is NATASHA’S boyfriend, MY boyfriend, so you don’t need to be going out of your way trying to buy him shit, trying to meddle in my fucking relationship you trifling ass bitch.
Like bitch you’re so worried about us when you need to be worried about your god damn eyebrows, looking like they’re in a long distance relationship, fuckin 10 miles apart on your god damn forehead.
People underestimate my psycho self so much, like there will be no fucking words bitch I’m just gonna hit you lol so bye felicia.
doctors: why are all your bones broken
me: totally gnarly kick flip
doctors: fucking savage bro