Trying to smoke this bowl all slick like while my dads here so i’m blowing the smoke out the window, but the wind keeps blowing it back in.
LEGIT. “You’re pretty and all but you take way too many selfies” MUTHAFUCKA. PLEASE. MY SELFIE GAME IS IMPECCABLE. IT IS NOT MY FAULT IF YOU CANT HANDLE MY BEAUTIFUL FUCKING FACE OKAY I WILL SPAM YOUR LIFE WITH EVERY SELFIE IVE EVER TAKEN IN MY EXISTENCE. I AM NOT THE ONE HONEY, EXIT THE PREMISES.